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Monday, March 30, 2015
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Season Finale - Why Is Talentless ASPCA Rocco So Popular? 10/10
The first season of the show ends tonight.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Season Finale - Why Is Talentless ASPCA Rocco So Popular 9/10
In front of Kellogg's Diner on the corner of Metropolitan and Union Avenues, Claudia reflects upon on the legacy of Mr. Ratmansky as this inaugural season of "Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre" concludes.
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Season Finale - Why Is Talentless ASPCA Rocco So Popular? 8/10
At a sad moment, attorney Alan Shark unexpectedly brings life-changing news to Claudia.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Season Finale - Why Is Talentless ASPCA Rocco So Popular? 7/10
A shocking and sudden tragedy overshadows the celebration of Purim on Lee Avenue.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Season Finale - Why Is Talentless ASPCA Rocco So Popular? 6/10
At the Purim celebration on Lee Avenue, Mr. Ratmansky tries to divert Claudia from her depression as they watch their Satmar neighbors joyfully burn the Israeli flag.
Monday, March 23, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Season Finale - Why Is Talentless ASPCA Rocco So Popular? 5/10
Mrs. Pizzarelli consoles Claudia on the latter's failure to solve the mystery of why untalented young people in Brooklyn become popular.
Sunday, March 22, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Season Finale - Why Is Talentless ASPCA Rocco So Popular? 4/10
At Cheers Thai restaurant on Metropolitan Avenue, Claudia gets O.G. and Carmine to settle their ASPCA Rocco management beef after a lunch of beef with chiles and basil over coconut rice plus plenty of drinks.
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Season Finale - Why Is Talentless ASPCA Rocco So Popular? 3/10
At S.O.B.'s, O.G. tells Carmine to give up his management of the rapper ASPCA Rocco -- or else!
Friday, March 20, 2015
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Season Finale - Why Is Talentless ASPCA Rocco So Popular? 1/10
At Woodhull Hospital, Claudia and O.G. discover the shocking results of a DNA test that will change their lives forever.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Monday, March 16, 2015
Sunday, March 15, 2015
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Who Took Molly (the Bodega Cat, Not the Drug)? 7/7
The Williamsburg community celebrates the return of Molly the bodega cat, thanks to Claudia Cardinale, as she has solved another neighborhood mystery.
Friday, March 13, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Who Took Molly (the Bodega Cat, Not the Drug)? 6/7
After interrogating all the suspects in the disappearance of Molly the bodega cat, Claudia makes a shocking and unexpected discovery.
Thursday, March 12, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Who Took Molly (the Bodega Cat, Not the Drug)? 5/7
With Ruchel the performance artist apparently eliminated as a suspect in the disappearance of Papi's bodega cat, Claudia still has many suspects: Mrs. Pizzarelli, the B-boys known as the Twinkletoes Twins, O.G., the Jehovah's Witness, and more.
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Who Took Molly (the Bodega Cat, Not the Drug)? 4/7
Claudia confronts Ruchel, who's working at the bodega as an intern/artist-in-residence, to see if she's the one who took Molly as another one of her performance art pieces, but Ruchel misunderstands the reference and begins discussing her attendance at the Electric Daisy Carnival.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Who Took Molly (the Bodega Cat, Not the Drug)? 3/7
While Papi and Papi Jr. are scouring Williamsburg looking for Molly, Claudia surveys the chaos caused in the store by the disappearance of the beloved bodega cat.
Monday, March 9, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Who Took Molly (the Bodega Cat, Not the Drug)? 2/7
With Molly the bodega cat missing, business is off at Papi's bodega, and not only that: the drugstore next door is losing business as the neighborhood diabetes rate is going down. Can Claudia find Molly and rescue Mr. Ratmansky's tenants?
Sunday, March 8, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Who Took Molly (the Bodega Cat, Not the Drug)? 1/
The Hasidic landlord Mr. Ratmansky is beside himself with worry because someone has taken Molly -- no, not the party drug but the bodega cat belonging to his tenants Papi and Papi Jr. Once again, he calls on Claudia to solve the mystery and find that feline.
Saturday, March 7, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Case of the Fleet-Footed Flexers or Something Like That 7/7
Disgusted by the trite and hackneyed plots the writers of this series are providing her with, Claudia retreats to a Williamsburg bar where she celebrates the end of this case and can only hope this show's slump ends soon.
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Case of the Fleet-Footed Flexers or Something Like That 6/7
Claudia takes O.G. along to witness the inevitable formulaic answer to the mystery of the missing bicycles, which takes place -- where else? -- in a Williamsburg art gallery. Fongool!
Friday, March 6, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Case of the Fleet-Footed Flexers or Something Like That 5/7
At Yola's Cafe on Metropolitan and Union Avenues, the series' token Hispanic character gives Claudia a clue as to where to find the Soma Health Club's missing bicycles.
Thursday, March 5, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Case of the Fleet-Footed Flexers or Something Like That 4/7
A disappointed and dispirited Claudia walks up Lorimer Street to the Brooklyn Bike Peddler to question people about the Soma Health Club's missing bicycles.
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Case of the Fleet-Footed Flexers or Something Like That 3/7
Disappointingly, the lastest mystery takes Claudia to the Soma Health Club to find out who stole the bicycles out front. What a letdown.
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Case of the Fleet-Footed Flexers or Something Like That 2/7
At the flexing performance, Mr. Paddington, Claudia's editor at Vice Magazine, tells her to investigate a mystery that involved flexing.
Monday, March 2, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Case of the Fleet-Footed Flexers or Something Like That 1/7
As Claudia attends a performance of flexing with Bunny, she learns that Bunny is reconciled to her grandnephews, Tyler and Wyler, working at Williamsburg's newest Dunkin' Donuts.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Who Murdered the Co-Founder of Vice Media? 6/6
The mystery of who murdered Vice Magazine co-founder Gasbag McGilla remains unsolved, yet nobody, including Claudia, seems to give a fuck.